Chopsticks.
Can't stand eating french fries with my hands. Barbaric.
2. What’s your favorite pie?
Marionberry. Double crust, fresh whipped cream. To the consistency of cream puff cream.
3. One thing you still have from your childhood?
Mercedes 300SL gullwing rubber sandbox toy. My friend Spewgie has the red one. For our two-years-of-age portraits our parents had to pry us apart. And each of us are wearing our blue sailor suit dresses and holding our Mercedes. Mercedeses. Whatevs. Too cute.
4. Eyeliner: purple or bronze?
Purple.
5. What color was your prom dress?
Parochial girls' school. No prom.
6. Least favorite color?
Camouflage orange. Either blaze orange or camo. Not both.
7. What’s the weirdest word in the English language?
Recombobulation. My city's airport has a Recombobulation Area. For if you're discombobulated. Right after the TSA search. For tying your shoes and stowing your laptop. And getting ready to fill your drinking water bottle at the bubbler.
In Wisconsinese, a bubbler is a drinking water fountain.
8. Stairs or elevator?
Elevator. Unless you wanna get there an hour early and climb sixteen stories. Be my guest. Knock yourself out.
9. A makeup skill you’re pretty good at?
Winged eyeliner.
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