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Thursday Threes.

The last three things I ate:

• Yummy hospital supper. Meatloaf, cooked carrots, mashed potatoes with library paste substituting for gravy.
• Yummy hospital lunch. Cheeseburger, potato chips, cottage cheese.
• Yummy hospital breakfast. Oatmeal with brown sugar (served cold), croissant (served burning hot!?!), banana (room temperature) and milk (warm).

The last three things I did:

• Drove myself to the emergency room.
• Almost died.
• Hospitalized.

The last three purchases I made:

• Prescriptions.
• Overpriced toothbrush and toothpaste in the prison commissary hospital gift shop.
• Yummy Jello-O parfait. In the prison mess hall hospital cafeteria. How can you screw up Jell-O?

The last three things I watched:

• Movie about a chain gang.
• Cool Hand Luke.
• Movie about prisoners breaking rocks on the rockpile.

The last three songs I played:

• So sorry. No music in the hospital. Oxygen in use.

Three items of clothing I wore today:

• St Patrick's Day green anti-slip footies.
• Aqua hospital gown.
• Medium blue disposable booties.
• Do IVs, blood test ports and an oxygen sensor count as clothing? Or accessories?

Three things I want to accomplish tomorrow:

• Discharge from hospital.
• Go home.
• Greet Myrtle The Wonder Cat with kisses.