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1. What is a food that you’d hate to be allergic to?

Knew a girl with celiac disease. No gluten. Two toasters in the kitchen; one for her, one for her family.

She could never eat in restaurants.

Scary.

2. What color was the last towel you used?

White.

3. Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?

One of us can stand on a box in the wedding photos.

4. When was the last time your nose bled?

Twenty years?

5. How old are you turning this year?

The big three-oh.

6. What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?

: I have to get popcorn with salt and extra butter whenever I go to the movies. Man, I miss movie theater popcorn.

7. Swimming pool or hot tub?

Neither

8. Can you swim well?

Girl Scout swimming merit badge and lifeguard certification.

9. What body part do you wash first in the shower?

Shampoo my hair then apply conditioner.

10. Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?

My friend Spewgie can pretty much do that know.

11. Name your last reason for using a camera?

Took a picture of the cruise ship on my way back to the airport after all the cruises were cancelled.

12. What kind of first impression do you think you make?

Professional.

13. Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?

Hospital.

14. What are you excited about?

I may have tracked down a pair of wings for my roadster.

15. Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?

Ain't that kind of rushing things?

16. When was the last time you laughed really hard & why?

YouTube mukbangers Raina Huang and Ashyi were eating BBQ at Boogie McGee's Louisiana Bayou Smokehouse in Koreatown in Los Angeles.

Raina suddenly recalled they were issued Boogie McGee trucker caps. Raina put on her safety orange hat and Ashyi put on her camo and struck the Asian girl pose while making the peace sign.

Ashyi: (Bad southern accent.) I'm goin' to the bayou!
Raina: What's a bayou?

They're funnier than Burns And Allen.

17. Hmm. I don’t remember. what are you wearing?

Tabi, men's white cotton oxford boxers, men's white cotton tennis shirt.

18. What do you want?

Chicago-style pizza with sausage and anchovies.

19. Did you enjoy your weekend?

Went to the Hawaiian delicatessen for my weekly treat. The kimchi was crisper than usual. Which is a good thing.

20. Do you regret anything you’ve done recently?

No.

21. Is there anybody you wish you could see?

My friend Spewgie, her daughter Spewgie Jr and my nieces.

22. Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with j or m?

M.

23. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Co-workers.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?

Magic Eight Ball, "Ask again later,"

25. What makes you mad most about girls?

We think just because we are so cute we can get away with murder.

26. Have you ever been given roses?

Yes.

27. Do you even like getting flowers?

Yes.

28. What’s your favorite flower?

Queen Elizabeth rose.

29. Could you go out in public looking like you do now?

Yes. Would I? No.

30. Who’s the first person you texted today?

No cellphone.

31. Would you move to another state to be with the person you loved?

I'm near my friend Spewgie and my sisters now.

32. How’s the weather today?

Summery.

33. What color are your eyes?

Brown.

34. Do you like poptarts?

Limited edition Hello Kitty momoberry.

35. Where will you be 12 hours from now?

In bed.

36. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?

No.

37. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?

Yes.

38. Are you on a desktop or laptop?

Laptop.

39. Does anyone hate you for no reason?

LaChanette Glass. I "stole" the varsity cheerleading position from her.

40. What are you planning to do today?

Convalesce.

41. Play an instrument?

Piano, bass, guitar, bagpipes.

42. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

AND DISRUPT THE TIME / SPACE CONTINUUM?

43. Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now?

Underwear drawer.

44. Are you easily confused?

No. Although Spewgie and I had a hilarious drunken argument about being north or south of North.

45. Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?

Yes. I will have Pizza Hut on speed dial.

46. What’s your favorite kind of ice cream?

Frozen custard.

47. Do you like coffee?

No. Too sensitive to caffeine.

48.  Do you like summer?

Yes. But I love winter.

49. Where were you at 8am this morning?

Thinking about going to bed.

50. Does everything happen for a reason?

Yes.

51. Have you ever dated someone more than once?

Yes.

52. Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?

No cellphone

53. What color nail polish is on your toes?

Buffed to gloss with a chamois.

54. Do you find members of the preferred gender confusing?

Not really.

55. What are you listening to right now?

The Rolling Stones.

56. How has the week been?

It just became Monday morning.

57. What are your biggest turn offs?

Poor oral hygiene.

58. Favorite shirt to wear?

Mercer & Sons heavyweight cotton oxford button down. White with red university stripes.

59. Favorite drink?

Beefeater 24 gin and pink lemonade.

60. Last person to say ‘i love you’ to you?

My nieces.

61. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I expect to be kissing my nieces for years to come.

62. What’s your favorite color gummy bear?

Not a big gummy bear fan.

63. Have you ever run into a dishwasher?

No.

64. Ever had a song sung about/for you?

No. But the mariachi band found their way to my table.

65. Is there a baby in the room with you right now?

No.

66. Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or other?

Car.

67. What is your favorite thing that is green?

My new bikini.

68. What did your last text message say?

NO CELLPHONE.

69. What is the way to your heart?

Long walks on the beach. At sunset.

70. What do you smell like?

Vetiver and cherry blossoms.

71. What’s in your pocket?

No pockets.

72. Anything in your mouth?

No.

73. Ever hurt yourself playing wii?

No.

74. Do you have freckles?

No.

75. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?

Casablanca.

76. Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?

Girl Scout lifeguard training.

77. Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?

No.

78. Name a song that you know all the words to.

Zing A Little Zong. Bing Crosby.

79. What’s the last thing you watched on tv?

Haven't watched TV in months.

80. What can you hear right now?

It is very still.

81. Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?

About the same.

82. Are you close to your siblings?

My sisters are quite a bit older than me.

83. Do you bite your nails?

No.

84. Do you like your feet?

Yes.

85. Do you sleep well at night?

I don’t sleep at night.