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1. What was the #1 song the year you graduated from high school? Did you like the song? Do you still like it?

It wasn't The Rolling Stones or SCANDAL.

2.What do you like most about fall?

Football.

3. What do you think people’s first impression of you is when they meet you?

What a living doll!

4. What’s something a lot of people seem to fear that doesn’t frighten you?

Driving really fast. Really fast.

5. What are you a geek about?

Literature, 1967 and '68 Pontiac Firebirds.

6. What was your favorite thing to make-believe when you were a child?

Build cities in the sandbox with my friend Spewgie.

7. Have you ever survived a natural disaster?

Drove through a blizzard. Not really a disaster though.

8. What’s the most unusual or random item in your purse, bag, or wallet?

Individual serving packets of Kewpie mayonnaise.

9. Are you musically inclined? Do you sing or play an instrument?

Piano, bass, guitar, Scottish bagpipes.

10. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex or been called the wrong name by your partner?

Perv.

11. What’s a form of entertainment that everyone seems to enjoy, but that you do not?

America's Favorite Home Videos.

12. What three things are you most thankful for?

Good health, a nice house in a nice neighborhood, a job I enjoy.

13. What is something you've never done but would like to try to do? Why don't you?

Run for alderperson. Work third shift. If a meeting runs long...

14. What is something you've tried but would never do again?

Natto.

15. If, without being detected, you could spy electronically for the next month and watch anyone, anywhere, anytime like a fly on a wall, would you? If so, who would you watch and how closely? If not, why not?

Pretty sure that is illegal. It's certainly morally wrong.

16. If it were the only way you could remain with the love of your life, would you be willing for both of you to wake up tomorrow as native speakers of an unfamiliar language, knowing that within a week, you'd permanently forget the language(s) you now speak and largely be cut off from your friends and culture? If so, what new language would you want to speak and why?

Esperanto. Somewhere I read that by 1980 everyone would speak Esperanto.

17. If a movie were being made of your life, which actress would play the starring role?

A young Brigette Bardot.

18. Write the words that you need to hear today.

♫ ♪ You deserve a break today
So get up and get away ♪
To McDonald's ♪ ♫

19. If you had to be obsessed with money, sex, sports, religion or food, which one would you choose?

Already obsessed with religion, sports and food. Money.

20. What do you love most about yourself?

I am a living doll.

21. Ignoring all financial considerations, would you rather spend the next 5 years confined to an urban mecca (e.g. New York City, London, etc) or a beautiful, isolated coastal town somewhere?

St Tropez.

22. How would you react if you learned that a sad and beautiful poem that touched you deeply had been written by a computer?

Urm. Pied Beauty was written long before computers.

23. What is a character trait you despise in others, but you know you also have that same trait?

Being right.

24. What is the most serious law you've broken doing something you thought was morally right, wouldn't hurt anyone, or was no one's business but yours? How bad would the punishment have been if you'd been caught and given the maximum sentence?

The only law I knowingly broke was underage drinking. Which is morally wrong.

25. If you were on a jury, would you be willing to convict a person for something you didn't think should be considered a crime?

That's not how a jury works.

26. If your heart were damaged beyond repair, but you could regain your health for a few more years by getting a heart transplant from a genetically engineered pig, would you?

Probably not.

27. What is your favorite question to ask people?

Did you know an alligator can grow up to sixteen feet? But most of them only have four!

28. What stage play is your favorite?

Love's Labour's Lost. A very rare play because of all the contemporary jokes Shakespeare threw in there but we studied it in the eighth grade and I won't be seeing it this summer. Thanks, coronavirus!

29. For $100,000 (or equivalent in your currency) would you put on 40 pounds/18 kg and keep it on for 3 years? How much money, if any, would induce you to put on 100 pounds/45 kg for at least a year?

No.

30. If you were president/prime minister/supreme leader etc. of your country, what is the first thing you would do?

Redesign the White House uniforms to look like the Swiss Guard at the Vatican.

31. What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?

A Japanese movie. The ghost was like smoke and could go through elevator shafts, air ducts...