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1. Nobody really likes to be the victim of cruel hoax, but how do you feel about good-natured pranks that don’t cause harm?

No such thing as a victimless prank. Grow up, boy. Or take a beat down.

2. It’s Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! What’s your favorite jelly, jam or preserves?

Violet jelly. Which does not go all that well with peanut butter. Too delicate. Violet jelly on buttered toast with a cup of sencha.

3. What’s one thing that you can do better than anyone you know?

Burp—talk the entire alphabet. Without throwing up.

4. What picture is the wallpaper on the device you’re using right now?

None. Pretty austere.

5. What is the first thing that you notice when meeting someone new?

His marital status.

6. You have to sing karaoke. What song do you pick?

The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.

♫ ♪ The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee ♪
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead ♬
♪ When the skies of November turn gloomy
♫ With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty ♬
♪ That good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early ♩

♫ The ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin ♪
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most ♬
♪ With a crew and good captain well seasoned ♫
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms ♩
When they left fully loaded for Cleveland ♬
♪ Then later that night when the ship's bell rang
Could it be the north wind they'd been feelin'? ♩

♪ The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the railing ♬
♫ And every man knew, as the captain did too
'Twas the witch of November come stealin' ♩
♪ The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashin' ♩
♫ When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane west wind ♬

♬ When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck
Saying, "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya." ♩
♪ At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
He said, "Fellas, it's been good to know ya." ♬
♫ The captain wired in he had water comin' in
And the good ship and crew was in peril ♩
♪ And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald ♬

♬ Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours? ♩
♪ The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her ♬
♫ They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
♩ And all that remains is the faces and the names ♪
Of the wives and the sons and the daughters ♬

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings ♬
♫ In the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams ♩
♪ The islands and bays are for sportsmen
And farther below, Lake Ontario ♬
♫ Takes in what Lake Erie can send her
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know ♩
♪ With the gales of November remembered ♬

♪ In a rustic old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral ♩
♫ The church bell chimed 'til it rang twenty-nine times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald ♬
♪ The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee ♩
♪ Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early ♬

Yo yo yo! Peace! 勝美 out!

7. If you could keep only five possessions, what would they be?

The roadster, my Glock and three rounds. You'll never take me alive, coppers! Top of the world, ma!

8. Have you ever dyed your hair, and it didn’t turn out well?

Went to a salon. Had my hair bleached when I was in high school. Looked absolutely adorable. As usual.